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SmallBall Community Times

The SmallBall Community Times (SBCT) is the latest addition to an already great set of community websites. Think of the SBCT as your SmallBall newspaper where everyone can be a journalist. The SBCT is only devoted to one subject, Smallball; but how you include it is really up to you. There is already a great deal of content out there from some of the great members of the community.

The publishing cycle of the SBCT is completely random, as content comes in, it will get published if it meets the criteria. More on the criteria later. The SBCT is not meant to take the place of the Home Plate News, but rather be an addition to it that is published more frequently.

The process of getting your article included in the SBCT is rather simple; it must be related to SmallBall, well written and is a positive and interesting article. They can be training tips, funny stories, community related or something completely different. You have the chance to have your voice heard. After you have written your article then you need to submit it to one of the Content Editors. Currently there are 6 Content Editors for the SBCT. Solipsta, Jon2s, Cliff, Lithodora and Nelmo. The content editors are responsible for soliciting articles from the community and as they come in they will make sure the spelling, grammar is correct and is something fitting to be included. The journalists that submit articles may even receive a ticket for exceptionally good work. Not every article that is published will receive a ticket, but those that are exceptional will. Once the Content Editor has reviewed your submission, it will either be published, given back for some rework, held for future release or possibly even rejected.

In this issue of the Home Plate news, we will meet our SBCT content editors. Remember to contact them and or submit content use the Private Message feature of the SmallBall Sports Forums.


Nobody likes to hear it, because it's dull, but the reason you win or lose is darn near always the same: pitching.
-
Earl Weaver


Cliff

I'm not sure I like these questions, you're really not asking anything about us, but here goes.


How did you originally find out about smallball?

I was looking through the Real Games catalog and saw SmallBall Baseball. It looked a game I'd like, management, training, not hand-eye coordination. I suck at those games. 38799 was my 1st team, I still have them, but they're inactive now.

What were your first impressions, how did you figure out how to play?

I hated the ST, tried it once before buying the DT. I've always been one to throw money at problems, even though I don't have much.

What is your fondest SmallBall memory?

My first fond memory was beating the Nude Guys in the ninth on a grand slam home run, I'm not sure who was training them then, Starrzie? Yhanni? I'd love to see them in Smallball again, two tough cookies when I was starting in SmallBall almost four years ago.

What do you love most and hate most about SmallBall?

Honestly SmallBall is a real love/hate relationship. I really love the game, I've been fortunate enough to watch teams I'm a part of win first PL. There's nothing better than that. Peeps finished 2nd in 1st PL in season 74, they weren't my team, but I trained them and got them into first PL and finished in second place.* Nothing in SmallBall is better than doing well in first PL. Nothing. Smallball is also the home of the abysmal failure, just when you think your team is ready to advance they win two games and drop out of contention. You watch loss after loss in the PLs and can't figure out why. Commish, you have said there are no slumps in SmallBall, but I still don't believe it. Are you sure you haven't created real AI??

If you were going to offer a Newbie some advice what would it be?

Don't be in a hurry, every one wants to do well right away, but it takes a lot of time. Learn your team, your players, train everybody in everything before you decide on positions. Watch your honor rating.

If you were the Commissioner what would be the first 3 things you'd do, and why?

1. Fix football
2. Fix Football
3. Fix Football

4. A skill cage in Baseball would be nice.

For the SBCT what sort of writing or creative content are you looking for?

Really anything. I like fiction, poetry, but interviews are good too. Anything related to SmallBall.

* I recently bought Peeps with Personality, they're in 3rd PL. Moving up I hope


Solipsta

How did you originally find out about smallball?

I came upon SmallBall from www.real.com. I was passing the time playing games and when I came upon SmallBall, I never looked back.

What were your first impressions, how did you figure out how to play?
I pretty much got the concept of the game right away and wanted to train more. I remember when I first was training in the ST trainer, I didn't know you could turn off the fielding training, so I'd frantically be switching players around trying to get them a little bit of batting. It was extremely frustrating and so I searched out any tips and info and found the forums on real.com. I tried to stay quiet and just absorb all I could before jumping in and participating.

What is your fondest SmallBall memory?

I think that most of my best SmallBall memories come from times in the different chat rooms. The Sunday night spawner attacks were always fun. Any of the tournaments were great and there was always a lot of great interaction in there. I really don't have a specific fond memory...just a whole streamline of good things that have come from this game for me.


What do you love most and hate most about SmallBall?

I love the personalities in this game the most. There's just a lot of cool people here. As for the actual game, it's hard to pin down one thing. At this point, it's way more about the community than anything. The things that I hate about SmallBall are the usual things. Silly bugs in the game that are oh-so frustrating. Not really being any good at the game anymore. I kinda hate that, too.

If you were going to offer a Newbie some advice what would it be?

Sit back, listen and read. And make friends. The game is great, but what it really offers, in my opinion, is the community. You make friends, have fun with them and steal their training secrets! Maybe not steal them, but you absorb them. Most people here are willing to share if they like you. And have fun. If you're not having fun, why play the game?


If you were the Commissioner what would be the first 3 things you'd do, and why?

The first thing I'd do is look at more marketing. The game will thrive when more people are brought into it and I think more needs to be done. Whether it be a referral system, banner sharing or more traditional forms of advertising, the word needs to get out! The second would be to get on, or speed up the production of hockey. I'd do this only out of selfishness, though. I really think what needs to be done is to get American Football out, as I think this style of game appeals more to the US audience and that is definitely what they love. With American Football (which, in my SmallBall world, would have a subscription system), you'd have a generous revenue stream that could easily fund other games. Lastly, I'd write out a manifesto and appoint people to answer questions on my behalf. I think a lot of time, people feel ignored when I know that they really aren't. But sometimes they just need someone to listen to them to know that they're heard...

For the SBCT what sort of writing or creative content are you looking for?

I'll look at anything, but I'd really like to see some specific stories or reporting about events that have happened. What was your favorite Monday Mayhem? Remember the Wildcat PL Push? Tell me about it! What did you feel like when you won your first SmallBrawl? I like those stories. And I'd also like to hear about friends you've made through SmallBall. That's always interesting for others to hear.


Nelmo

How did you originally find out about smallball?

I came across it by accident. I was surfing the net, and there was a link to a online baseball game that caught my eye. I hit the link and the rest is history, as I have been here ever since.


What were your first impressions?

I was like a kid in a candy store, very excided.


How did you figure out how to play?

It was not until I found the forums and got help from so many in the community that were willing to help.


What is your fondest SmallBall memory?

You would think the first time I reached 1st league would be my answer. However, mine happened in 2nd league, when I beat (back to back) two great championship teams that I looked up to for a long time, Retry and DarkElf Destroyers.

What do you love most and hate most about SmallBall?

I love the fact that the game keeps evolving, never staying the same. There has been so many changes in the 4 years I have played and I still look forward to the changes in the future.

The one thing I hate is training everyday, as it becomes monotonous sometimes.

If you were going to offer a Newbie some advice what would it be?

The best advice I can give is to be patient. Learn the fundamentals, and take your time getting to know all your players. Their weaknesses and strengths are what you have to be able to manage accordingly.

If you were the Commissioner what would be the first 3 things you'd do, and why?

That is a very tough question, as no one knows what it takes to walk in someone else's shoes, but I will try.

1. Have a week vacation to where smallball stops. Like the old saying goes: You don't know what you have till you lose it. It would drive people crazy to not play for a week, and make them realize what fun we really do have playing it.

2. Keep the SmallBall experience fresh, with new additions to the game as soon as is possible.

3. Keep fixing the bugs.

For the SBCT what sort of writing or creative content are you looking for?

I started a series called "trials and Tribulation" written by new members. They are a very important part of smallball. However, I would like the veteran player to start writing tips, and suggestions. The game evolves and we have to evolve with it, so new tips are always welcome.


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The Life of a Catfish

A Prelude to:
Nightmares Relived

The fog rolled around the stadium in an almost surreal sort of way. Even the crowd seemed somewhat muffled as the game went along. I looked up at the scoreboard above centerfield from second base where I was playing. It was the bottom of the 8th inning and we led by a slim margin over The Flamin’ Flyers 8-7. The bases were loaded with only one out, and I was just hoping for a quick grounder so we could end this game on a double play.

Jacob Marley came to the plate who had homered earlier in the game and looked confident as JohnBoy delivered his first pitch. Marley ripped through the strike zone making contact with the ball sending a quick grounder as hoped for to Ole’ Red playing third base. As I headed to the second base bag to cover the throw, the play seemed to slow down as if in slow motion as the ball rolled towards Ole’ Red. Ole’ Red who we simply refer to as Red still hadn’t moved for the ball. Slowly ever so slowly it rolled past Red who couldn’t make the play. As the ball moved past him, time sped back to normal where the ball rolled into leftfield. FireBoy came in charging, scooped up the ball and came up throwing towards home plate. The throw was strong and straight as made it’s beeline towards home plate, but not before both runners in scoring position thundered across the plate to take the lead. I looked back over to Red where he hung his head in disbelief. I tried to read his face but couldn’t, as he seemed almost a faceless blur. JohnBoy struck out the next batter sending us to the dugout for the 9th inning.

I reached the dugout and sat down a few guys down from CountryBumpkin, our owner who always watches our games. He was just shaking his head obviously at how this game was finishing. As I turned back around from glancing at CB, I couldn’t help but notice as I looked down the bench and couldn’t understand why several guys were missing. And what was up with this fog that continued to draft around the stadium? After shaking myself I looked up at the field, there was Red standing at the plate with runners on the corners and two outs. This was not making any sense I thought to myself as scenes continued to shift right before my eyes. I looked back over to CB who was standing with his arms crossed in front of him and yelling out encouragement to Red. I looked back out and could see the pitcher but not any other position, as it seemed they were completely fogged out as the dense mist swirled around the park. But after three straight pitches that Red couldn’t hit, the game was over. CB turned and looked at me shaking his head very dissappointed and turned to walk through door leading to the clubhouse.

As CB disappeared into the clubhouse, I turned around to console Red but he was already gone. Breathing a heavy sigh, I shrugged my shoulders not understanding why things were so strange around me and walked through the dugout door. Instead of walking through the hallway leading to the clubhouse, I somehow found myself walking along the side of a dark desolate road with red and blue lights flashing ahead in the distance. The fog was thick and swirling so I couldn’t tell what the problem was. Feeling totally confused, I felt the need to start running and started to jog toward the lights. As I got closer and closer I began to panic and found myself picking up the pace to a near total sprint. Faster and faster I raced towards the lights from what seemed like a mile away was getting closer and closer. I could feel my heart racing almost beyond total control and my peripheral vision became a complete blur. As the scene got closer I began to pick out details as I approached what looked like a car crash of some sort. There were several cop cars ahead with their lights flashing along with a wrecker and ambulance. The fog was so thick that the lights looked like searchlights as they flashed around and around. Coming upon the scene still at an almost complete sprint I could see a car completely wrapped around a tree with the windshield smashed through. As I approached within 30 yards of the scene I saw the body covered by the white sheet on the side of the road and I came to a sudden and complete stop.

The officers at the scene were talking with the wrecker mechanic giving details as they pointed towards the vehicle. I’m not even sure if they knew I was there, but I couldn’t take my eyes off that body. Terror filled my body as it seemed there was a reason why I was here and I desperately wanted to walk over there and see who was underneath. But I looked down at my feet and they would not call to my commands. It seemed that I was completely bolted the ground were I stood. Not understanding I looked back to the body. To my complete astonishment the right arm began to move from under the white sheet. I felt relieved that whoever it was is still alive and can be treated. Figuring I needed to call the police over to help when to my terror I saw the body get up and stand before me just about 100 feet away. I felt the blood in my face wash away as I looked upon Ole’ Red standing there and began to limp my way on a leg that was completely twisted around. His face and head were in tattered shreds, as he must have gone through the windshield. His skin was sickly pale as he continued to make his way in my direction. There was no way Red was alive and inside my brain was screaming to run away yet I remained bolted to the ground. I quickly glanced back over to the police who continued discussing how to get the vehicle out of the embankment and on to the wrecker, but they seemed totally oblivious to what I was seeing. I tried to scream but couldn’t find the strength as Red was within just 10 yards of me continually limping closer and closer like some kind of zombie as I felt the ground between us get shorter and shorter. Completely terror-stricken and not feeling any of my extremities, it was a wonder how I was able to continue standing. When the corpse of Red came within a few feet of me, tears of blood began to roll uncontrollably down his face. Helpless and hopeless, all I could do was stare at him in sheer horror. Upon approaching me he began to reach out to me with his left hand that was completely mangled. Terrified trying to run but can’t move, with his hand reaching closer and closer he opened his mouth shredded by glass and in a raspy gurgling voice, “Why???” His hand touched my shoulder and petrified beyond comprehension I found my voice and screamed out at the top of my lungs.

To be continued…

CountryBumpkin




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New Stadium for Football




We replaced the previous public stadium with this one. This stadium is a work in progress. It is the exact same size as the previous stadium but has a different look. Eventually the old stadium will come back and this one a long with others will be optional. You will be able to add new stadiums with tickets just like in Baseball.

If you want to check out this new stadium simply play a match with your SmallBall Football team.

More to come!


I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that kicks back.
-Eric Morecambe


Never let the fear of striking out keep you from swinging.

- Babe Ruth

Lithodora

How did you originally find out about smallball?

In May of 2001 I noticed Smallball on the Realarcade, where it still is. I was on dial up and was looking for a game I could play for short periods of time. At one point the only reason I went online was for smallball. Been kicking about ever since.

What were your first impressions, how did you figure out how to play?

At the time when I started no one really knew how to play at all. Honestly I'm not actually sure I know exactly how to play, I am pretty sure I've gotten a good idea how though. I've never gotten my team to 10* or into Pl1 (except during my first year here, but that is like saying the Yankees are great today because they won the World Series in 1920 or something)


What is your fondest SmallBall memory?

The first time I won a tournament and I got a DT for my prize. It was also my first tournament. It also happens to be the only time I've taken first in a tournament.

Other than that getting my boss to play at one point was pretty memorable. Everytime I went into his office he had a game running in the background. Sometimes I didn't notice it but I'd hear the umpire saying "out" coming from his computers speakers. He was trying to sneak in games against my team while I was at work.
It was a good rivalary while it lasted. He has since retired, from work and smallball.

For the SBCT what sort of writing or creative content are you looking for?

I would like to recieve content about memorable experiences within the community. I would really like to have an article from a football trainer, especially one who doesn't train baseball. I would like them to explain what it is that draws them to it over baseball.


Commish Recomends:

Golem's Mighty Swing

James Sturm pens this richly evocative graphic novel set in the 1920s. The Stars of David, a barnstorming Jewish baseball team, travel from town to town earning a living by playing local squads. They all sport beards, a gimmick to attract patrons but when financial difficulties threaten to end their season they cast their lot with a Chicago promoter who has just seen the hugely successful German silent film Der Golem... With the golem, a baseball game is transformed into a mythical pageant. Fear and curiosity fills the stadium, but it also stokes the flames of anti-Semitism. Winning the game for the Stars of David becomes less important then surviving it. With a sepia-tinted cinematic style, this compelling book reminds us that making it home is at the heart of baseball.

 

Guys ask me, don't I get burned out? How can you get burned out doing something you love? I ask you, have you ever got tired of kissing a pretty girl?
- Tommy Lasorda




AE9

I still get such a bang out of it, playing ball. Same as I did when I first come up. You get out there and the stands are full and everybody is cheering. It is like everbody in the world come to see you. Inside that there is the players in there and there yakking it up and the pitcher throws and your looking for that pill and suddenly there is nothing else in the ballpark you and it and sometimes when your feeling right and there is a groove there and the bat just eases into it and meets that ball. When the bat meets that ball you can feel that ball just give and you know it is going to go a long way. Damn, if you don't feel like your going to live forever.

- John Cusac - Eight Men Out
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Catfish
BA7
Lazy stadium night
Catfish on the mound.
" Strike three," the umpire said,
Batter have to go back and sit down.

Catfish, million-dollar-man,
Nobody can throw the ball like Catfish can.

Used to work on Mr. Finley's farm
But the old man wouldn't pay
So he packed his glove and took his arm
An' one day he just ran away.

Catfish, million-dollar-man,
Nobody can throw the ball like Catfish can.

Come up where the Yankees are,
Dress up in a pinstripe suit,
Smoke a custom-made cigar,
Wear an alligator boot.

Catfish, million-dollar-man,
Nobody can throw the ball like Catfish can.

Carolina born and bred,
Love to hunt the little quail.
Got a hundred-acre spread,
Got some huntin' dogs for sale.

Catfish, million-dollar-man,
Nobody can throw the ball like Catfish can.

Reggie Jackson at the plate
Seein' nothin' but the curve,
Swing too early or too late
Got to eat what Catfish serve.

Catfish, million-dollar-man,
Nobody can throw the ball like Catfish can.

Even Billy Martin grins
When the Fish is in the game.
Every season twenty wins
Gonna make the Hall of Fame.

Catfish, million-dollar-man,
Nobody can throw the ball like Catfish can.
YJS

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Jon

How did you originally find out about smallball?

I came to SmallBall about 18 months ago. I had just started a new job at a small software company. There were several people there that were already playing the game and I decided to give it a shot. The rest as they say is history.

What were your first impressions, how did you figure out how to play?

When I first started to play, I had no idea what I was doing. I trained
several times a day and had passive training on. I muddled through this way until I took my team to about 6*. That is when I found the forums and several very helpful members.

What is your fondest SmallBall memory?

I'd have to say that my fondest memory of SmallBall is when gained the respect of some members of the community. It took quite awhile to do, but by reading and playing the game, I feel that I became a pretty good trainer and a helpful member of the community.

What do you love most and hate most about SmallBall?

SmallBall is a love/hate relationship for me. The things I love about the game are also some of the things I hate. I am by nature a person that looks at things in a calculating manner. Not knowing how my players are going to play that day makes things interesting but at the same time it drives me nuts.

If you were going to offer a Newbie some advice what would it be?

Enter into SmallBall with humility. It is a tough game and nobody knows everything about it. Take the time to use the information that is out there. If I have seen further it is by standing on ye shoulders of giants. - Isaac Newton


If you were the Commissioner what would be the first 3 things you'd do, and why?

If I were Commissioner I first take some time to peek behind the
curtains of AndNow. I have always been interested in seeing some of the calculations that are being used behind the scenes. After that, I guess I'd work on a batting skill cage for the Deluxe Trainer. This is a part of the training that is sorely missed. The third thing I'd love to do is meet the rest of the crew there. For me, its less about the game and more about the people.


For the SBCT what sort of writing or creative content are you looking for?

As a Content Editor for the SmallBall Community Times, I am really open for any type of SmallBall content. Although I love reading the fan fiction that so many of you are good at, what really interests me are people's tips and tricks to the game. I think back to when I started, I poured over hundreds of posts in the forums and spent hours in the chat room trying to learn ins and outs of the game.

How did you come up with The Player Optimizer?

It all started out on paper actually. I was calculating players values by hand based off their rankings in throw, catch and run. From there it went to an Excel spreadsheet with macros. After awhile of thinking I thought I might be able to read the sorts. So I decided to develop my own Optical character recognition (OCR) application. This is basically looking at a group of individual pixels on the screen to determine what number it creates. After that it only made sense to have it do the rest for you. It was a very long process to get it to work just right, and I'm pretty sure there will always be a little something that I can do to
tweak it.

What is SmallBall.info?

SmallBall.info is a community website that I created to be used and enhanced by the community. It is still growing, but I hope that it
becomes a popular destination for SmallBallers.


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-Rod Stewart


He who thinks little, errs much.
- Leonardo Da Vinci


SB Poetry

The Joys of Smallball Will Never Let me Down
Even Though My Team seems To always make Me Frown

I Try and I Try and I even Try Again
But It seems as If my Players just Don't play like Men

We can Be up by Twenty and still lose the Game
The other Team always gets The Glory and Fame

My team seems to lose all the games in the Clutch
Maybe they just do not want it that Much

My Boys go to Jurrasic Park and Play like Pros
But Then They Got scared when the Dino Arose

We were Winning in World Park And could not be Stopped
Until One of the Flags was accidentally Dropped

In Alice Park we pounded the other team into the dirt
Until my boys saw "Alice" and could not help but to flirt

In Field Of Dreams my team has the other team's confidence Torn
But then They decided that They wanted some Corn

Ocean Park is where we beat teams until they can't stand
But Lose in the last inning because we want to play in the sand


Some People might call my boys a bunch of losers
But those people are nothing more then Accusers

In My eyes My team is the Best Team To ever be Had
They Just Do not want to make others Look Bad!

llama

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Thats what SmallBall is

Standing on the mound.
The stinging sweat hits his eyes.
Thats what SmallBall is.

And with all his might.
He delivers the first pitch.
Thats what SmallBall is.

The swing of the bat.
The crack of ash on leather.
Thats what SmallBall is.

The outfielder runs.
Looking up into the sun.
Thats what SmallBall is.

Searching for the wall.
He reaches with all his might.
Thats what SmallBall is.

The roars of the crowds.
The game is over, homerun.
Thats what SmallBall is.

Jon2

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Smallball - The Game That Took Over My Life


Smallball keeps me up for hours and hours,
Don't even go outside to smell the flowers.
Parents complain that I've been on too late,
I ignore my best friends and mate.

Smallball changes the way I live the day,
I run home just so I can train the same way.
I stay up all night to play in various contests,
Having fun playing, but with no success.

Smallball makes me sit in this chair or so long,
Now, even though with my friends I don't belong.
I have no girlfriend, because I have no time,
I have no job, can't earn a dime.

I still love this game.

BP

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By Nrader

Its never rains
Its always green
It makes me insane
And makes me mean
It is this game
Of which i play
For i get no fame
Even though on it all day.
So i live for more
Then i hope i can do
For i look at the score
And i lose to you.
I dont understand
How my teams suck
All i know and understand
Is that i have bad luck.
I played this game
For a very long time
But all this shame
Doesnt make it mine.
For my players arent buff
And I hate bad calls
But I love this stuff
For I love smallball


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